This week’s recipe: Oven Baked Fries
Our wedding is a long way away, but because it’s on a holiday weekend and therefore a popular date to get married, we are already in the thick of planning. Our need to get everything locked down over a year in advance was brought home to us this week when we found a photographer whose pictures we loved, and when we contacted him about our wedding that’s in over 13 months…he was already booked.
Because of the aforementioned holiday weekend, we are also sending out save the dates earlier than usual so that NO ONE ELSE CAN STEAL OUR DATE YOU DEVIOUS BITCHES. We have found some designs that we like, but it seems like, unlike for invitations, most save the dates (or STDs as they are colloquially known in the event planning world) feature photos of the couple. And not just any photos. They must be professionally taken, and follow certain strict parameters, with slight allowances made for hipsters versus yuppies:
She: has long, luxuriously wavy hair. Is wearing either an off-the-shoulder top/ long flowy gown/floppy hat/wreath/other Coachella-appropriate wear (hipster edition) or the latest from the J. Crew collection (yuppie edition)
He: has about a week’s worth of beard growth and is wearing either a long-sleeved plaid button-down shirt or a tight t-shirt that shows off his biceps (hipster edition) or is clean-cut and looks like he’s doing this shoot during his lunch break from Goldman Sachs (yuppie edition)
They are softly lit, shot from behind, embracing on a beach boardwalk/mountaintop/field of wildflowers. Or they are nuzzling each other’s noses in what used to be known as an Eskimo kiss but is probably considered racist in 2017.
And apparently you can only get married if you have a gender-ambiguous name that could also be a last name. Let’s play a game and see which of the couple names below are taken from the mint.com Save the Date collection, and which I made up for comedic effect:
- Bailey and Jamie
- Emery and Hayden
- Reese and Avery
- Addison and Cameron
- Morgan and Loren
- Devon and Tanner
- Aubrey and Harper
- Leighton and Reed
- Kennedy and Marley
- Francis and Grayson
- Moore and Ashton (was this one inspired by a certain May-December celebrity romance of the mid-2000s?)
- Dallas and Logan
- Harley and Gray
- Kendall and Presley
- Kennedy and Campbell
- Emerson and Mackenzie
- Taylor and Nolan
- Sydney and Theron
- Asher and Skyler
- Kelley and Holland
- Hadley and Dylan
- Rowan and Sawyer
- Parker and Payton
- Carson and Finley
Answers: 1-24 were all taken from mint.com. No joke.
The point is, until white people learn how to give their kids “normal” names (i.e. names from the Bible, kings and queens of England), they can’t be trusted.
So anyway, here are some fries. Getting oven fries to be crispy is always a trick but the whole soaking-for-as-long-as-possible method seems to have been quite effective–these were much crispier than normal oven fries after only 90 minutes of soaking. And they were tasty to boot! (I mean, what’s not to love about potatoes, oil, salt, garlic, and rosemary?) Enjoy these French beauties over your Bastille Day Weekend!
Oven Baked Fries
From Vegan Family Recipes
- 1.3 lbs potatoes, peeled and cut into ¼ inch strips
- 3 tablespoons olive oil
- 1 to 2 teaspoons fresh, chopped rosemary (can use dried rosemary as well)
- ¼ of a teaspoon salt
- 2 cloves of garlic, minced (can always use more if you’d like)
- ¼ of a teaspoon fresh cracked pepper
- Soaking: Soak your peeled and cut potato strips in a bowl of water for as long as possible. If you can soak them overnight, that’s awesome! If you can only soak them for an hour or two, that’s great! Even just soaking them for just 15 minutes is better than not soaking them at all!
- Preheat your oven to 410F (210C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
- Remove your soaked potatoes from the water and pat them dry using paper towels. If you forget to pat them dry, you’ll end up with steamed potatoes and not deliciously, crispy ones.
- Place the dried off potato strips in a large bowl and toss with olive oil, rosemary, salt, garlic, and pepper until coated well.
- Bake the fries for 30 to 45 minutes, flipping them twice while baking, until fries reach desired crispiness.
- Remove fries from the oven, season with more salt and pepper to taste before serving them with your favorite ketchup or sauce.